Chuck Norris.

Ithas just recently come to my attention that Chuck Norris is a fucking badass. He's on a ledge above two guys, with a fully loaded gun. Does he shoot them like a fucking coward? Jesus no, he gives a manly roar, and jumps on them, knife in hand, and proceeds to ruin their shit. With a seemingly infinite supply of hand grenades and ammo, Chuck Norris takes down the entire Vietcong. What the fuck more do you want?

He just has that "If you look at me the wrong way, i'm going to kill you, your family and your fucking dog" look.

In conclusion, Chuck Norris is badass.